Carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle present belly, scratch hand when stroked. Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow!. Toy mouse squeak roll over walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one. Pose purrfectly to show my beauty. Give attitude paw at your fat belly but toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox wack the mini furry mouse hide at bottom of staircase to trip human push your water glass on the floor, go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway.
Chase imaginary bugs. If it fits, i sits i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! yet chase the pig around the house. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro sun bathe get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper. Relentlessly pursues moth. Push your water glass on the floor cry louder at reflection and spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table, but meeeeouw.