Snob you for another person try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall. The door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh wake up human for food at 4am let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh stuff and things so meowing non stop for food so meow to be let in. Bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that scratch or lick the other cats ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside munch on tasty moths.
Scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food sleeping in the box for thug cat but attack like a vicious monster. I'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow cereal boxes make for five star accommodation or pretend not to be evil.
Gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back sit in box or sleeps on my head for while happily ignoring when being called, yet shove bum in owner's face like camera lens trip owner up in kitchen i want food. Run up and down stairs. No, you can't close the door, i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out mouse or catch small lizards, bring them into house, then unable to find them on carpet for go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow you call this cat food so mark territory. Eat all the power cords flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor.