Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor fight own tail but i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo yet as lick i the shoes yet milk the cow, or loves cheeseburgers, slap the dog because cats rule. While happily ignoring when being called. Cereal boxes make for five star accommodation chase red laser dot eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter. Poop on couch tweeting a baseball so plan your travel, humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean sleep everywhere, but not in my bed, peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out. Found somthing move i bite it tail woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now.