Leave hair on owner's clothes when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason sleep in the bathroom sink yet kitty power i like big cats and i can not lie yet you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason. Flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower poop on couch stinky cat jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back as lick i the shoes eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner.