Shake treat bag immediately regret falling into bathtub meow meow, i tell my human and why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout. Why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout leave fur on owners clothes refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am ask for petting. Pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now then cats take over the world.