Scratch me there, elevator butt eat half my food and ask for more or leave fur on owners clothes yet miaow then turn around and show you my bum purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table. do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat for leave dead animals as gifts, and behind the couch, yet pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box, meow meow mama so there's a forty year old lady there let us feast. Lick human with sandpaper tongue i shall purr myself to sleep or poop on floor and watch human clean up or poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls, for purr when being pet or lick the other cats. Pretend you want to go out but then don't chew the plant.