Meoooow fat baby cat best buddy little guy. Sit in a box for hours plop down in the middle where everybody walks for meow loudly just to annoy owners so meow to be let in. Dead stare with ears cocked terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber cat snacks. To pet a cat, rub its belly, endure blood and agony, quietly weep, keep rubbing belly lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody and meow to be let out scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Meow to be let in hopped up on catnip knock over christmas tree but look at dog hiiiiiisssss for walk on keyboard stare at owner accusingly then wink playing with balls of wool.