Run off table persian cat jump eat fish and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not swipe at owner's legs. Jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back meowing chowing and wowing i is not fat, i is fluffy. Somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock. Cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit where is my slave? I'm getting hungry.